Film Review: The Expendables

Erin Albert

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Movie Review: The Expendables  

This film was action packed, but lacked everything else. Some of the main ‘stars’ of the film included Sylvester Stallone, Jason Stathum, Mickey Rourke, and Jet Li. I almost felt as if the true main idea of this movie was not to save another country under tyrant and drug rule, but to bring together action hero actors from the past and present and put them all in one film to make one major collection of action scenes. This film had no substance, lame meaningless dialogue, and no real great stunts, just some cool weapons and fancy explosions. I truly feel as if this film was smoke and mirrors. The explosions and fight scenes were to mask the nonsense. Sylvester Stallone is just too old (if you will) to be running around with enormous machine guns saving the damsel in distress while killing numerous men, he’s not ‘Rocky’ anymore it’s just not realistic. Even though there were some younger more popular action actors involved throughout, their roles were just as bland. This movie was almost comical to me. Only big action stars were the main characters, they didn’t have much to say to one another. When they did, it wasn’t clever, funny, romantic...you get the picture. Even with all the ‘action’ I was bored overall. The film took place in two countries and the main character’s were constantly jumping in their own personal plane to go back and forth from one to another. This would normally make sense to me, but from the beginning of the movie you don’t get any background information as the viewer, which would help you understand things more clearly. Ultimately, I will give this movie two out of five stars. Some movies don’t need much depth, but at least give me something to work with! All I saw was blood, fire, and too much Botox. I just couldn’t look past it. I think it’s time to retire some action stars from movies like this. I don’t want to completely diminish all acting abilities, just this movie was over done, it was right actor’s in the wrong place. This movie was a let-down, but I will anxiously be awaiting the next big action flick!